Less than 10 is technically true.
I should mail the CIA every once in a while, let them know I have fewer than ten ICBMs. Keep them on their toes.
“Fewer than ten” is even more technically correct.
Everybody’s out here asking who is Jeff, what is Jeff, but nobody’s asking how is Jeff.
Actually I really want to know. He has up to 9 nuclear weapons, and if he’s having a bad day I really really really want to know.
I could see Bezos with a few nukes just in case.
Comes with “prime sameday delivery” of certain nuclear annihilation
Jeff stands for ‘Joint Evaluated Fission and Fusion File’
https://joshdance.medium.com/who-is-jeff-and-why-does-he-have-nuclear-weapons-f823de764c5e
Too credible
Typical Joe move trying to downplay Jeff’s offensive capabilities.
I too own <10 nuclear weapons
Jeff might be friends with David Hahn.
That article gets really depressing really fast.
This related article (though Fusion, not Fission) is much less depressing: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Taylor_Wilson