Nero@sopuli.xyz to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish · 27 days agoTragedy Strikes After Malfunctioning Wind Turbine Spills Wind All Over Farmer’s Fieldthehardtimes.netexternal-linkmessage-square42fedilinkarrow-up11Karrow-down17
arrow-up1994arrow-down1external-linkTragedy Strikes After Malfunctioning Wind Turbine Spills Wind All Over Farmer’s Fieldthehardtimes.netNero@sopuli.xyz to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish · 27 days agomessage-square42fedilink
minus-squareTronn4@lemmy.worldcakelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up28·27 days agoSomeone take an assload of Dawn Liquid Soap and let’s scrub all the wildlife clean!
minus-squarethefartographer@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up12·27 days agoI was there and got some of the wind on me. Most of it is in my butt crack. Chop chop, get scrubbing.
minus-squarethefartographer@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·27 days agoYou know what they say: first is the worst, but second is the best. Your turn! applies minty lip balm
minus-squarechatokun@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·edit-227 days agoIt’s nature’s pocket. Also make sure Tronn4 doesn’t pick your pocket.
minus-squarethefartographer@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·26 days agoEh, he’s earned the 3 Werther’s Originals I carry in my pocket
minus-squaremasterofn001@lemmy.calinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·27 days agoIronic https://dawn-dish.com/en-us/how-to/what-dawn-is-made-of-ingredients/
Someone take an assload of Dawn Liquid Soap and let’s scrub all the wildlife clean!
I was there and got some of the wind on me. Most of it is in my butt crack. Chop chop, get scrubbing.
You’re first… smacks lips
You know what they say: first is the worst, but second is the best. Your turn! applies minty lip balm
It’s nature’s pocket. Also make sure Tronn4 doesn’t pick your pocket.
Eh, he’s earned the 3 Werther’s Originals I carry in my pocket
We have to save the duckies!
Ironic
https://dawn-dish.com/en-us/how-to/what-dawn-is-made-of-ingredients/
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